MC Jumbo Plush: Piglin (30cm)
65 € (VAT INCLUDED)
3 in stock
// HARDWARE LOGISTICS: Secured in local inventory. Asset dispatches within 24 hours of clearance.
ETA: 3-5 Business Days.
CRITICAL_NOTICE: [MERCH_STACK // BATCH_01] SYSTEM ACCESSORIES ARE EXCLUSIVE TO THE RUNTIME OPERATIONS OF SEASON 01. ALL VARIANTS GO OUT OF CIRCULATION AT THERMAL TERMINATION.
🛰️ LOGISTIC SPECIFICATIONS & VERIFICATION
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SOURCE VENDOR: AK TRONIC GMBH // SAERBECK, GERMANY
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STOCK CONDITION: OFFICIAL LICENSED // MINT COLLECTOR GRADE
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LOCAL EU WAREHOUSE: AUTOMATED ITELLA 3PL // TALLINN, ESTONIA
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SHIPPING SYSTEM: ITELLA TRACKED SECURE NETWORK // OSS EU
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DIGITAL COMPONENT: PERMANENT ARCHIVE ACCESS // LIFETIME VAULT TOKEN
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SOURCE VENDOR: AK TRONIC GMBH // SAERBECK, GERMANY
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STOCK CONDITION: OFFICIAL LICENSED // MINT COLLECTOR GRADE
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LOCAL EU WAREHOUSE: AUTOMATED ITELLA 3PL // TALLINN, ESTONIA
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SHIPPING SYSTEM: ITELLA TRACKED SECURE NETWORK // OSS EU
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DIGITAL COMPONENT: PERMANENT ARCHIVE ACCESS // LIFETIME VAULT TOKEN
> SYSTEM_LOG // IDENTIFICATION
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ITEM_CLASS: JUMBO_SOFT_PLUSH
STATUS: OFFICIALLY LICENSED MERCHANDISE
CORE_TARGET: ENDLESS_INSPIRATION // BLOCK_WORLD PROTOCOL
DESIGN INFLUENCE: RETRO-FUTURISTIC BLOCK MATRIX
DESTRUCTION HUB: SHIPPED SECURELY FROM EU ITELLA WAREHOUSE
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A premium, jumbo-sized physical recreation of the hot-headed gold hunters straight from the fiery depths of the Nether realm. Pulled directly from the visual matrices of the Minecraft Legends ecosystem, this massive 30 cm Piglin module has been converted into a plush companion, complete with built-in audio-visual anomalies designed to catch any base invader off guard.
> HARDWARE SPECS // UNIT PARAMETERS
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* CHASSIS VARIANT: Jumbo Piglin Infantry Module.
* SCALE METRICS: Substantial 30 cm heavy vertical footprint.
* KINETIC AUDIO TRIGGER: Apply physical compression to the chassis to initiate a sequence of organic, retro-style block-world grunting frequencies.
* LUMINANCE PROTOCOL: Features a specialized phosphor-coated fabric overlay. Expose the unit to a localized light source, and it will autonomously glow in the dark when ambient terminal lighting drops to zero.
* DISCOVERY MATRIX: Loaded with hidden, unlogged tactile extras for you to manually analyze and decode post-deployment.
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> TARGET COMPATIBILITY // FULFILLMENT ROUTINE
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* OPERATIONAL USE: The perfect companion for Nether raid strategists, base builders, and block enthusiasts who want a talkative, glowing gold-hoarder guarding their mechanical setup at night.
* DISPATCH PROTOCOL: All orders are containerized and deployed directly from our localized EU Itella fulfillment terminal, ensuring rapid, tracked transit channels across the European grid.
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> DATA_PROVISIONING // SECURE INFRASTRUCTURE & VAULT CLEARANCE
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* NOTICE: Purchase of this premium physical asset automatically appends a permanent, 100% complimentary Vault Access Token to your profile identity. Decrypt high-fidelity 8K drops and access exclusive rogue planet space lore logs post-checkout.
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STATUS: HARDWARE_READY