MC Enderman Rations Mug
30 € (VAT INCLUDED)
1 in stock
// HARDWARE LOGISTICS: Secured in local inventory. Asset dispatches within 24 hours of clearance.
ETA: 3-5 Business Days.
CRITICAL_NOTICE: [MERCH_STACK // BATCH_01] SYSTEM ACCESSORIES ARE EXCLUSIVE TO THE RUNTIME OPERATIONS OF SEASON 01. ALL VARIANTS GO OUT OF CIRCULATION AT THERMAL TERMINATION.
🛰️ LOGISTIC SPECIFICATIONS & VERIFICATION
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SOURCE VENDOR: AK TRONIC GMBH // SAERBECK, GERMANY
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STOCK CONDITION: OFFICIAL LICENSED // MINT COLLECTOR GRADE
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LOCAL EU WAREHOUSE: AUTOMATED ITELLA 3PL // TALLINN, ESTONIA
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SHIPPING SYSTEM: ITELLA TRACKED SECURE NETWORK // OSS EU
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DIGITAL COMPONENT: PERMANENT ARCHIVE ACCESS // LIFETIME VAULT TOKEN
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SOURCE VENDOR: AK TRONIC GMBH // SAERBECK, GERMANY
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STOCK CONDITION: OFFICIAL LICENSED // MINT COLLECTOR GRADE
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LOCAL EU WAREHOUSE: AUTOMATED ITELLA 3PL // TALLINN, ESTONIA
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SHIPPING SYSTEM: ITELLA TRACKED SECURE NETWORK // OSS EU
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DIGITAL COMPONENT: PERMANENT ARCHIVE ACCESS // LIFETIME VAULT TOKEN
> SYSTEM_LOG // IDENTIFICATION
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ITEM_CLASS: CARGO_CONTAINER // TACTICAL_LIQUID_MUG
STATUS: OFFICIALLY LICENSED MERCHANDISE
CORE_TARGET: ENDLESS_INSPIRATION // BLOCK_WORLD PROTOCOL
DESIGN INFLUENCE: RETRO-FUTURISTIC BLOCK MATRIX
DESTRUCTION HUB: SHIPPED SECURELY FROM EU ITELLA WAREHOUSE
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A premium, officially licensed physical liquid cargo vessel engineered for voxel terrain survivalists. In a universe built entirely out of pure matrices and right angles, standard cylindrical cups violate systemic logic—this unit enforces the cube law right on your physical desktop dashboard.
> HARDWARE SPECS // VESSEL PARAMETERS
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* CHASSIS GEOMETRY: 100% Block-accurate square aesthetic, finished in sleek midnight obsidian plating.
* VISUAL SKIN: Triple-sided high-fidelity print featuring the glowing purple gaze of the elusive Enderman entity.
* VOLUMETRIC CAPACITY: ~290 ml of liquid fuel payload capacity.
* MICRO-RAD SAFETY: Microwave deployable. Operational constraints: Maximum 2 minutes at 600W peak radiation power.
* INTEGRITY WARNING: Pure analog hardware. Do not introduce to automated dishwasher sanitization routines; manual hand-wash scrubbing required to preserve visual telemetry layers.
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> TARGET COMPATIBILITY // FULFILLMENT ROUTINE
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* OPERATIONAL USE: Perfect for high-density programming sessions or long mining expeditions when liquid fuel is required to avoid localized teleportation or exhaustion.
* DISPATCH PROTOCOL: All orders are containerized and deployed directly from our localized EU Itella fulfillment terminal, ensuring rapid, tracked transit channels across the European grid.
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> DATA_PROVISIONING // SECURE INFRASTRUCTURE & VAULT CLEARANCE
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* NOTICE: Purchase of this premium physical asset automatically appends a permanent, 100% complimentary Vault Access Token to your profile identity. Decrypt high-fidelity 8K drops and access exclusive rogue planet space lore logs post-checkout.
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STATUS: HARDWARE_READY